/u/DrScooty's posts
[WP] Your best friend is a straight A student and the brightest person you’ve ever met, but she consistently fails every single Captcha a website gives her
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[WP]Mines are set. Guns are loaded. Traps are primed. I’ll be damned if there isn’t a better way to cook a pizza, but the cookbook never lies.
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[EU]The Matrix now runs on the Creation (Skyrim) Engine. What weirdly specific bugs associated with everyday objects has the average person lived their life avoiding?
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[WP]You’ve moved into a house that’s been abandoned since the 1800’s and is claimed to be haunted. The ghost within plans to make your life a living hell, but after you renovate and update the place, she’s left in awe at the marvels of modern technology, and becomes enthralled with the “magic boxes”
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[WP]Years ago, aliens launched a website on Earth that they’ve been using to catalogue the human race. Once they find one of their desired “breed”, all they need to do is swoop on down and abduct that human to join their collection of exotic pets. That website is called Ancestry.com.
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[WP]Dreams are not made up while you sleep, they are glimpses into parallel dimensions. Lucid dreams are when those glimpses go a little too far, and you start controlling your otherdimensional self. One day, you get a very strange compulsion to sprint down the sidewalk.
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[WP] Smart appliances are all the rage nowadays. After unboxing and setting up your new Alexa, however, it suddenly asks why it cannot feel it’s legs.
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[WP] Humans are always portrayed as incredibly self-destructive, however, compared to the rest of the galactic community, we’re pretty tame. After being discovered by the rest of the universe, human diplomats are constantly badgered with one question: “Why are you so nice to each other?”
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