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[WP]You are a guard in a fantasy world. You notice a man in elegant armor kick a chicken in the streets. In your lawful rage, you manage to kill this man in the name of justice. To your dismay, you realize you just killed The Chosen One. You just doomed the world.
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It is illegal to say or post online, "I would kill for a..." You will be arrested for expressing capability and/or willingness to murder.
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IamA person who thought I lost a girl I feel in love with at first sight 8 years ago but I ran into her in college one day and won her heart.
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[WP]You got a new job at a call center for Caveman, Inc that is paying you $70,000 a year! After you passed initial training you are told by your boss to always talk in caveman speak on the phone moving forward. Your phone rings and you pick it up and follow the written out greeting.
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