/u/Draco_Paint's posts
[WP] You're the maiden of the goddess of Death, sacrificed to her long ago when the god of Life didn't answer the town's prayers. People think you're suffering. In reality, you became the poor goddess' therapist. Who knew gods couldn't handle rejection like that.
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[WP] You're the all-so-feared Monster of the Grimlands. It's absurd to you, really. Every decade, the human town gives you a sacrifice, a young, virgin human bride. You just wish you could tell the town that you're running out of guest rooms for these poor ladies.
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[WP] Being accused of witchcraft that led to a legalized trial was unexpected; Calling you the "Devil's bride" Tsk. Well HE hasn't proposed yet so technically speaking you're not his bride. He's just your boyfriend.
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[WP] Being assigned as the royal bodyguard, you expected the prince to be some weak prick. Turns out he's extremely well versed in the arts of "kicking fucking ass". He saves you often.
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[WP] You're a vampire, it's obvious from your appearance to the aesthetic of your mansion. No one dares glance your way. You expected all this, yes, but you never thought you'd feel so lonely.
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[SP] What do you mean it's now illegal to kill dragons for their scales? Do they have ANY idea how useful those are?
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[WP] You're a girlscout. Not a good thing when you live in a fantasy world filled with evil overlords that crave for your sweet girlscout cookies.
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[WP] You currently find yourself stranded in an unknown planet, waiting to be rescued by your specie. You were surprised to find an alien that was extremely disappointed in the fact that you didn't come here to rescue them.
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