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[WP] She was cursed to say only the opposite of what she intended. Fortunately, this didn't impact her dating life all that much - the [Insert curser of your choice] couldn't have predicted this 'Tsundere' phenomenon.

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[WP] Mankind has fallen to a plague. Millennia later, archaeologists descended from Ravens have managed to translate Poe.

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[WP] Why wouldn't I be angry? You were dead for 3 years, and then broke into my apartment and ate all my cereal!

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[WP] You decide to try a Neti Pot for the first time. As your nasal blockage clears, you hear a 'Plink' in your sink - a beeping metal orb the size of your eyeball has just been flushed out of your sinuses.

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[WP] There was a problem with the firmware update. Sarcasm.EXE has stopped working.

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[WP] Your child's imaginary friend is the ghost of their eldest sister.

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[WP] What wretched torture - to see what you could have been, how happy you would have been, and then to wake.

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[WP] Your daughter's Imaginary Friend never went away. In fact, the poltergeist quite enjoyed their time together.

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[WP] You were surprised by a horse in the elevator. You were astonished that the horse was wearing a ball-gown. You were dismayed to find that, according to the medals pinned to her chest, she outranked you and had seen combat.

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[WP] A terrible Bowler gets their first strike, after their sympathetic wiggling accidentally recreates the lost art of Earthbending.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] She was cursed to say only the opposite of what she intended. Fortunately, this didn't impact her dating life all that much - the [Insert curser of your choice] couldn't have predicted this 'Tsundere' phenomenon.	6
[WP] Mankind has fallen to a plague. Millennia later, archaeologists descended from Ravens have managed to translate Poe.	6
[WP] Why wouldn't I be angry? You were dead for 3 years, and then broke into my apartment and ate all my cereal!	6
[WP] You decide to try a Neti Pot for the first time. As your nasal blockage clears, you hear a 'Plink' in your sink - a beeping metal orb the size of your eyeball has just been flushed out of your sinuses.	6
[WP] There was a problem with the firmware update. Sarcasm.EXE has stopped working.	5
[WP] Your child's imaginary friend is the ghost of their eldest sister.	5
[WP] What wretched torture - to see what you could have been, how happy you would have been, and then to wake.	5
[WP] Your daughter's Imaginary Friend never went away. In fact, the poltergeist quite enjoyed their time together.	5
[WP] You were surprised by a horse in the elevator. You were astonished that the horse was wearing a ball-gown. You were dismayed to find that, according to the medals pinned to her chest, she outranked you and had seen combat.	5
[WP] A terrible Bowler gets their first strike, after their sympathetic wiggling accidentally recreates the lost art of Earthbending.	5