/u/Dracon_Pyrothayan's posts
[WP] A creature that eats emotions met you, and was horrified when it tasted your chronic depression. Today marks its 24th attempt to cure you with seasoning.
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[WP] As a Demon, you're quite familiar with would-be mages making errors in materials due to translation errors. However, today marks the first time that someone has attempted to summon you with Cruelty-Free Vegan Blood Substitute™.
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[WP] We're not sure how the Conductor's baton got swapped for a magic wand. All we can say for sure is that the concert was truly unforgettable.
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[WP] As it so happens, Mimics do not have a maximum adult size, and keep growing larger for centuries like clams. The oldest on record was disguising itself as the ruins of a castle... assuming you survive long enough to publish.
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[WP] "They that pull the Sword from the Stone shall be the True King, and lead the kingdom to a golden age!" the prophecy said. However, no-one's been willing to argue the legitimacy of the Queen who's been wielding said sword, still stuck in the stone, as a giant mace.
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[WP] You have just kidnapped the Superhero's wife for the first time. However.... she seems far more terrified at the thought of being rescued than she is of being kidnapped.
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[WP] They've painted a circle on the floor in the blood of the goat they've just sacrificed, and the chanting seems to actually be summoning something. This Escape Room is getting really out of hand...
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[WP] They thought the old woman was clearly a Sorceress, and that the Dragon was her enslaved familiar. The old woman thought that the Dragon was just another of her large collection of cats. The Dragon knew she needed a new pair of spectacles, but was rather content with the current arrangment.
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