/u/Dracon_Pyrothayan's posts

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[WP] Nearly out of your mind with back pain, it barely registers to you that someone has broken into your apartment. "Breathe" the intruder says. "Your wings are coming in."

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[WP] You made a deal with a witch for your firstborn child. So did your wife. Pity it wasn't the same witch.

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[WP] "Human friend? The phrase 'Easy as riding a bicycle'... that's supposed to be ironic, yes? Because the rest of us don't see how that contraption can possibly be simple to operate.... what do you mean you teach your children to use them?"

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[WP] A machinist restores an old rusty sword they found in a Welsh lake for their youtube channel, having no idea they're repairing Caledfwlch/Excalibur.

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[WP] They said the ogre was 10 feet tall, had the strength of 20 men, and had 3 heads. They failed to say that she was beautiful.

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[WP] You're not entirely sure how, but you wake up and find yourself engaged to the Queen of Hell.

231 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] A murder of crows decides to play matchmaker for its two favorite humans. Hilarity ensues.

203 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Turns out, those crazy parents were right. Dungeons and Dragons DOES summon demons... but only because they wanna play too.

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[WP] Craig has been a good boy this year, so Santa brings him everything on Craigslist. Everything.

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[WP] Turns out, that wasn't the evil red-eyed sorcerer. We just killed an elderly man with allergies.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Nearly out of your mind with back pain, it barely registers to you that someone has broken into your apartment. "Breathe" the intruder says. "Your wings are coming in."	413	WritingPrompts
[WP] You made a deal with a witch for your firstborn child. So did your wife. Pity it wasn't the same witch.	294	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Human friend? The phrase 'Easy as riding a bicycle'... that's supposed to be ironic, yes? Because the rest of us don't see how that contraption can possibly be simple to operate.... what do you mean you teach your children to use them?"	293	WritingPrompts
[WP] A machinist restores an old rusty sword they found in a Welsh lake for their youtube channel, having no idea they're repairing Caledfwlch/Excalibur.	269	WritingPrompts
[WP] They said the ogre was 10 feet tall, had the strength of 20 men, and had 3 heads. They failed to say that she was beautiful.	236	WritingPrompts
[WP] You're not entirely sure how, but you wake up and find yourself engaged to the Queen of Hell.	231	WritingPrompts
[WP] A murder of crows decides to play matchmaker for its two favorite humans. Hilarity ensues.	203	WritingPrompts
[WP] Turns out, those crazy parents were right. Dungeons and Dragons DOES summon demons... but only because they wanna play too.	194	WritingPrompts
[WP] Craig has been a good boy this year, so Santa brings him everything on Craigslist. Everything.	187	WritingPrompts
[WP] Turns out, that wasn't the evil red-eyed sorcerer. We just killed an elderly man with allergies.	164	WritingPrompts