/u/Dracon_Pyrothayan's posts
[WP] "Hi. The name's Jack. Slayer of Giants, jumper of candlesticks, et c. et c. And this is my sidekick, Floridaman."
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[WP] You have been kidnapped by elves, and instructed to work your strange magic, your "Eye Tea" expertise. Their Princess, it seems, had acquired a taste for Wifi when she visited our world for a few years....
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[WP] We're not certain who was more surprised - the machinist who restored antiques as a hobby, or the genie that received an impromptu home makeover.
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[WP] Your superpower? If a non-sapient animal species shows affection through grooming behavior, it will want to give you cuddles. You're supposed to save the world.
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[WP] You've heard the tail a million times. Boy meets girl, girl falls for boy, girl turns out to be a mermaid. You're not the boy, though. Nor the girl. Gill. Fishperson. Whatever. You're the contractor who's been hired to retrofit this house with proper drainage and waterproofing.
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[WP] Ma'am? We're with your elementary school's board of governors. We don't know how your son got on the roof, but we do need to discuss the subsequent "Reign of Fire" he rained down from on high once he got up there....
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[EU] The British equivalent of The Cookie Monster has a harrowing experience while visiting the American South.
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[WP] The most powerful cyberattack in history was discovered today. Capable even of altering things in the analog world, it poses an unparalleled threat, the likes of which the world has ever known. However, we were warned by the apparent Time Traveler Al Yankovic.
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[WP] Your neighbor wages war against noises only she can hear. Her weapon is a stick and a chime that the rest of the neighborhood can definitely hear.
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