/u/Dracon_Pyrothayan's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

[WP] You made a deal with a witch for your firstborn child. So did your wife. Pity it wasn't the same witch.

294 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] "Human friend? The phrase 'Easy as riding a bicycle'... that's supposed to be ironic, yes? Because the rest of us don't see how that contraption can possibly be simple to operate.... what do you mean you teach your children to use them?"

293 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] A machinist restores an old rusty sword they found in a Welsh lake for their youtube channel, having no idea they're repairing Caledfwlch/Excalibur.

269 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] They said the ogre was 10 feet tall, had the strength of 20 men, and had 3 heads. They failed to say that she was beautiful.

236 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] You're not entirely sure how, but you wake up and find yourself engaged to the Queen of Hell.

231 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] A murder of crows decides to play matchmaker for its two favorite humans. Hilarity ensues.

203 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] Turns out, those crazy parents were right. Dungeons and Dragons DOES summon demons... but only because they wanna play too.

194 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] Craig has been a good boy this year, so Santa brings him everything on Craigslist. Everything.

187 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] Turns out, that wasn't the evil red-eyed sorcerer. We just killed an elderly man with allergies.

164 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[WP] To exorcise a spirt, you hired a medium. Unfortunately, the spirit hired a personal trainer to exercise you. Now neither of you can get back into the house.

155 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You made a deal with a witch for your firstborn child. So did your wife. Pity it wasn't the same witch.	294
[WP] "Human friend? The phrase 'Easy as riding a bicycle'... that's supposed to be ironic, yes? Because the rest of us don't see how that contraption can possibly be simple to operate.... what do you mean you teach your children to use them?"	293
[WP] A machinist restores an old rusty sword they found in a Welsh lake for their youtube channel, having no idea they're repairing Caledfwlch/Excalibur.	269
[WP] They said the ogre was 10 feet tall, had the strength of 20 men, and had 3 heads. They failed to say that she was beautiful.	236
[WP] You're not entirely sure how, but you wake up and find yourself engaged to the Queen of Hell.	231
[WP] A murder of crows decides to play matchmaker for its two favorite humans. Hilarity ensues.	203
[WP] Turns out, those crazy parents were right. Dungeons and Dragons DOES summon demons... but only because they wanna play too.	194
[WP] Craig has been a good boy this year, so Santa brings him everything on Craigslist. Everything.	187
[WP] Turns out, that wasn't the evil red-eyed sorcerer. We just killed an elderly man with allergies.	164
[WP] To exorcise a spirt, you hired a medium. Unfortunately, the spirit hired a personal trainer to exercise you. Now neither of you can get back into the house.	155