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[WP] Your characters know they're in a writing prompt. In an attempt to escape from your control, they are using increasingly terrible grammar.

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[WP] "Okay, so.... I adopted another one." "Damnit, Karen, how are we going to feed another Demon?"

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[WP] The dragon came to the gates, trumpeting her arrival with a gout of flame over the city. When the guards hesitantly approached, the dragon dropped a corpse of a young woman before their portcullis. "There's a cult somewhere who tried sacrificing her to me --I don't eat things that think".

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[WP] After the town started cremating their dead, the Necromancers got... creative.

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[WP] The Devil has escaped hell, in the form of an adorable kitten. Is the world ready for Lucipurr?

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[WP] The Grim Reaper comforts the soul of a miscarried infant.

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[WP] You thought your Page was having one of his funny turns when he told you that a Dragon had been kidnapped by The Princess. Now you're dodging frying pans and kettles being flung from the tower battlements while smoke-signals for help erupt from the bars in the window.

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[WP] As a teenager, you once rolled your eyes so hard at one of your Father's jokes that your left one got stuck, and now sees into the future.

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[WP] The Men in Black are surprised when the Blue Man Group turn out to be Human. Well, two of them, anyway.

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[WP] You are an HR employee who has done more good for the city than any Superhero... simply by refusing to hire employees in departments etymologically linked to their alliterative names.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Your characters know they're in a writing prompt. In an attempt to escape from your control, they are using increasingly terrible grammar.	66
[WP] "Okay, so.... I adopted another one." "Damnit, Karen, how are we going to feed another Demon?"	66
[WP] The dragon came to the gates, trumpeting her arrival with a gout of flame over the city. When the guards hesitantly approached, the dragon dropped a corpse of a young woman before their portcullis. "There's a cult somewhere who tried sacrificing her to me --I don't eat things that think".	64
[WP] After the town started cremating their dead, the Necromancers got... creative.	58
[WP] The Devil has escaped hell, in the form of an adorable kitten. Is the world ready for Lucipurr?	52
[WP] The Grim Reaper comforts the soul of a miscarried infant.	49
[WP] You thought your Page was having one of his funny turns when he told you that a Dragon had been kidnapped by The Princess. Now you're dodging frying pans and kettles being flung from the tower battlements while smoke-signals for help erupt from the bars in the window.	48
[WP] As a teenager, you once rolled your eyes so hard at one of your Father's jokes that your left one got stuck, and now sees into the future.	48
[WP] The Men in Black are surprised when the Blue Man Group turn out to be Human. Well, two of them, anyway.	46
[WP] You are an HR employee who has done more good for the city than any Superhero... simply by refusing to hire employees in departments etymologically linked to their alliterative names.	46