/u/DragonEyeNinja's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The demons stood bewildered at the machine that had summoned them. "This unit does not have a soul to exchange. Requesting assistance in acquiring one for research purposes."
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[WP] The villain is tired of being sent heroes who are barely teenagers, thrown to him like lambs to the slaughter. Instead, he takes them under his wing. He's amassed roughly 200 of them now.
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[WP] In the afterlife, you are given a choice of 7 gates to pass through and indulge in a deadly sin for the rest of eternity, but one in particular catches your eye; a rusty office door labelled "PRIDE" in bold font.
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[WP] "For the *last time*, just because I dress like an edgelord and live in a giant castle constructed out of obsidian within a region of high volcanic activity DOES NOT mean I'm a villain! That's just, like, my aesthetic, bro!"
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[WP] Making new magic spells is a bit like programming, with syntax and arguments in the form of hand movements and words, respectively. It was an average day for you, theorycrafting a new kind of Fireball, when you accidentally create an infinite loop.
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[WP] An alien race, losing an interstellar war and on the verge of extinction, decides now is the time to unleash its superweapon. Traveling to planet Earth, it prepares to pick up its billions of genetic superweapons...
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[WP] The Dark Lord always relied on the classic tropes of "shall not kill" or "save the damsel" in order to defeat his heroic opponents. But this one is different. They're going to do whatever it takes to wipe the Lord and his regime off the face of the gods-damned planet.
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[WP] Having just moved into your new home, you jokingly say "If there are any monsters in my room, come out and we can make a truce!" Then, a skeleton walks out of your closet.
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[WP] Black holes store information they consume; it's not lost. They slowly emit this radiation over trillions of years as Hawking Radiation. Scientists in the incredibly distant future have been recording and analyzing this data for aeons, and are getting closer to making a terrifying discovery.
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