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[WP] At 4,294,967,296 Kelvin the display flipped to 0 and the test reactor's plasma suddenly froze in place. The reactor containment system creaked as the pressure instantly dropped to zero. The scientist calmly spoke, "Absolute hot confirmed, 32-bit overflow confirmed, world simulation confirmed.
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[WP] The Terran diplomat screamed with mind-numbing intensity: "DEEPEST APOLOGIES BUT AS YOU CAN TELL, HUMANS DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO MODULATE OUR PSYCHIC VOICES. IT WOULD BE BEST TO REENABLE PSI SHIELDING AND STICK TO MACHINE TRANSLATION."
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[WP] By coincidence, alien stealth systems operate at the resonant frequency of Hydroxyapatite. This means that whenever their stealth systems are activated and nearby we literally feel it in our bones and teeth.
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[WP] Mother Earth isn't just a metaphor. The entire Earth ecosystem is in fact a sapient whole. The only reason we don't see aliens is because Mother Earth is super xenophobic and kills any non-terran life that appears. Aliens learned this the hard way and are not sure how to handle humans.
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[WP] You were mocked as "One Mana Man" because of your single mana point compared to their hundreds, even though your vastly more efficient spells are comparable to theirs. They forget that a single mana point regenerates much quicker than hundreds, and that fractional mana points are still useful.
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[WP] "If you fools would use magic so, then the world is better off without it." And so Merlin raised his hands to the heavens and cast the Final Spell, sending all the mana of the world into the void and permanently reshaping the leylines into unusability.
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[WP] Reincarnation works in strange ways. It would make sense to be reincarnated as an eagle, or a dog, or even a slug or something like that. But why as the AI of a military warship?
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[WP] The Great Library of Alexandria was burned for a very good reason. It was hopelessly contaminated with the works of time travelers and the paradoxes were soon to be catastrophic. Only a full purge would save the world.
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[WP] Humans are all psychic, in fact all animals on earth are to some degree. Unfortunately, too many defenses have evolved to make the ability useful or even noticable. The alien invaders however, have evolved no such defenses.
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