/u/Dregoth0's posts
[WP] An alien colonization fleet arrives and begins broadcasting their intent to colonize the Paradise World of this system. Chaos reigns until it is realized that they are actually heading to Venus, and not Earth.
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[WP] The Rapture has occurred and souls are finally admitted into heaven and hell. When it is discovered that animals aren't ensouled and thus don't have a place in any afterlife, all hell breaks loose in heaven. If our pets don't have souls, then what kind of heaven is it?
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[WP] Error: Battery anomaly detected. Error: No GPS signal. Error: Star pattern invalid. Warning: Holographic subsystem reports unexpected quantum interactions. Warning: Unable to contact service technician. Warning: RennFairDroid unable to break character without approval due to interlock.
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[WP] Energy shields are all well and good, I just wish they weren't as bright as the surface of the sun when they're powered on. We can't even see where we're going!
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[WP] The metaphorical angel and devil on the shoulders are real creatures visible only to their "owners". One day, when making a tough decision, your angel appears while covered in blood and says "I finally got him".
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[WP] Whenever a Mary Sue hero appears, the Destructor is never far behind to kill them. However, the Destructor is indiscriminate and unpredictable. As a result, whenever rumors of a Mary Sue turn up, assassins are dispatched to kill them before the Destructor shows up so as to avoid a disaster.
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[WP] You have a mental illness that in other people would eventually turn them into a serial killer. Instead you became the Psycho Oncologist who kidnaps people and murders their cancer. And you have never lost a patient.
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