/u/Dry-Anxiety2410's posts
[WP] From the point of view of bugs, we are unknowable eldritch gods. We are malevolent, immortal, and giant. We are always looking to hunt them, destroying their shelters and stomping on them. They exist at our whim. And there's billions of us.
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[WP] After you die, you are greeted with four doors. Guarding each door is God, Allah, Zeus, and Odin respectively. They tell you to choose who to go with. The problem is, there's a fifth door with no guardian.
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[WP] You exist in a mirror. Your purpose is to shapeshift into whoever you see in front of you, and mimic their actions to a T. You did this for decades before the mirror broke, and you were set free.
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[WP] Satan had grown tired of Hell. Rather than invading Earth, he gathered his legions of Demons and attacked Heaven. Weakened and taken by surprise, God amassed an army of every human who had ever lived, even those who were in Hell. This conflict came to be known as the Great Holy War.
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[WP] "Wait, if you can grant infinite wishes, then why do I only get 3?" The Genie scoffed. "I gave someone infinite wishes once, now look at the world!"
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[WP] All Satan ever wanted to do was repent and come back to heaven. But God already wrote the future, and it didn't end with the Devil being forgiven. That's why the Antichrist came to Earth with tears in his eyes.
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[WP] You're happily married, live in a nice house, and have two kids. The problem is that you've just now figured out that you're a character in somebody else's dream.
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