/u/DutaiStudios's posts
[WP] Due to a clerical error in heaven a normal dog has been granted all the abilities of Jesus Christ.
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[WP] Write a story that ends with the line, "That's why you should never trust a kangaroo to assassinate Hitler."
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[WP] You have the innate ability to tell exactly when people are lying, and what the truth really is. Today you heard the president of a foreign country in a TV interview say, "I am Human." He is lying.
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[WP] For some reason every time you meet a Genie they trip over themselves apologizing to you for some great injustice perpetrated on you specifically. It's not until today that you realize that they've been mistaking you for your parent this whole time...
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[EU] Lex Luthor sends Lois Lane a message. It reads, "Please tell Superman I've got a stomach bug, so our battle is gonna have to be postponed until tomorrow. Sorry for the trouble"
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[WP]After years of research and experimentation, dog-kind's best scientists have finally answered the impossible question. We are about to find out who is a good boy.
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[WP] In a world where sneezing is considered a racial slur, an HR employee with a severe allergy to wool must arbitrate a meeting between a sheep farmer and a fashionista.
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