/u/EKUSUCALIBA's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] God is actually a schizophrenic. The voices in His head started as two, and have subsequently multiplied to 7 billion. 2016 has been especially rough, and God has finally decided to see a shrink.
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[EU] Voldemort appoints himself as the headmaster of Hogwarts, as the ultimate insult to Dumbledore. Little does he know, managing a magical school is a lot more difficult than it looks.
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[WP] Santa Claus is actually a thug for hire employed by children to “convince” their parents to buy things on their wish list.
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[WP]The use of superpowers results in negative side effects that will eventually make you less than human. While these effects are usually physical, yours is in the mind.
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[WP] The use of superpowers comes at a cost. Super strength results in advanced muscle deterioration, flight results in a decrease in your ability to gauge distances, etc. Your superpower is the ability to make you insanely smart/wise. The cost? You lose your humanity with each activation.
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The entire L.A.P.D (or your police department of your choice) suddenly has a L.A Personality Disorder.
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A blind husband sees his wife of 30 years for the first time, only to find that she donated her eyes for his sake.
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[WP] A blind man man is finally able to see his wife of 30 years for the first time in his life. Except she donated her eyes for his sake.
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