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MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking, the room swimming with purple hues, and a low but steady hum filling my ears.

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"Each of you will spend eternity experiencing the perfect heaven you imagined whilst reading the bible", St Peter informed our coach trip at the pearly gates.

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I looked at my phone screen in confusion.

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I'd always been intrigued by nightime sea fishing.

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I have one foot but no leg to stand on and carry my house everywhere I go - what am I?

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Owing to my religious upbringing I didn't discover masturbation until introduced to it by my girlfriend aged 24.

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Discovering scientists had created an actual brundlefly was disconcerting.

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I've discovered why astronomers keep disappearing without trace.

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I'd passed kidney stones before but this one was proving especially difficult.

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Breathing heavily he tried to make sense of the words dancing in front of his eyes.

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MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking, the room swimming with purple hues, and a low but steady hum filling my ears.	6
"Each of you will spend eternity experiencing the perfect heaven you imagined whilst reading the bible", St Peter informed our coach trip at the pearly gates.	6
I looked at my phone screen in confusion.	6
I'd always been intrigued by nightime sea fishing.	6
I have one foot but no leg to stand on and carry my house everywhere I go - what am I?	6
Owing to my religious upbringing I didn't discover masturbation until introduced to it by my girlfriend aged 24.	6
Discovering scientists had created an actual brundlefly was disconcerting.	6
I've discovered why astronomers keep disappearing without trace.	6
I'd passed kidney stones before but this one was proving especially difficult.	6
Breathing heavily he tried to make sense of the words dancing in front of his eyes.	6