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The full extent of human knowledge about the imminent threat can be summed up as a single sentence.

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She maintained eye contact whilst tracing the inside of my leg with her tongue.

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"Mate, your mum is hot!"

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When your mother first came here in the early nineties she really didn't care for British food.

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The human brain will sometimes create such powerful false memories that you'll swear that they really happened.

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Hurry up, the parade's about to start.

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People often assume I'm sick and twisted when I tell them the funniest thing I've ever seen was a baby being stabbed in the eyes.

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I had to quickly finish hanging the blinds and hide the tools.

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Eight vacant eyes watched me shudder as the eight legs straightened, allowing me to see the bloody remains of my newborn.

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After months of searching and the loss of several of their crew the pirates finally dug up then prized open the chest.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The full extent of human knowledge about the imminent threat can be summed up as a single sentence.	5
She maintained eye contact whilst tracing the inside of my leg with her tongue.	5
"Mate, your mum is hot!"	5
When your mother first came here in the early nineties she really didn't care for British food.	5
The human brain will sometimes create such powerful false memories that you'll swear that they really happened.	5
Hurry up, the parade's about to start.	5
People often assume I'm sick and twisted when I tell them the funniest thing I've ever seen was a baby being stabbed in the eyes.	5
I had to quickly finish hanging the blinds and hide the tools.	5
Eight vacant eyes watched me shudder as the eight legs straightened, allowing me to see the bloody remains of my newborn.	4
After months of searching and the loss of several of their crew the pirates finally dug up then prized open the chest.	4