/u/EarthMarsUranus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It took almost six months for the media and general public to realise that all the spiders had disappeared.

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"Now I'm going to peel off your underwear and really make you squirm", I promised my wife after cuffing her to the bed.

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The show's new host was proving a big hit.

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Without immediately realising the implications I absent mindedly scratched my eye.

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Doctor - I need your help before my case of athlete's feet gets worse.

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Yes Comrade Commander, I can confirm that no meltdown has occurred.

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Discovering scientists had created an actual brundlefly was disconcerting.

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I awoke with excitement and was filled with glee when I discovered the stockings hung by the fireplace had been filled.

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There is something living in your house that can only open its eyes when yours are closed.

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You've read one of my warnings before.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It took almost six months for the media and general public to realise that all the spiders had disappeared.	4
"Now I'm going to peel off your underwear and really make you squirm", I promised my wife after cuffing her to the bed.	3
The show's new host was proving a big hit.	3
Without immediately realising the implications I absent mindedly scratched my eye.	3
Doctor - I need your help before my case of athlete's feet gets worse.	3
Yes Comrade Commander, I can confirm that no meltdown has occurred.	3
Discovering scientists had created an actual brundlefly was disconcerting.	3
I awoke with excitement and was filled with glee when I discovered the stockings hung by the fireplace had been filled.	3
There is something living in your house that can only open its eyes when yours are closed.	3
You've read one of my warnings before.	3