/u/EarthMarsUranus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My mind slowly cleared as I regained consciousness and realised that I was inverted in a ditch, my last memory having been swerving to avoid hitting a huge moose that had appeared in the road.

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Remember to wash your hands well.

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As I sit sipping my korquip juice and looking back towards Earth for one final time, I reminisce.

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As the coffin lid was closed it wasn't the last glimpse of my wife's decaying face that bothered me the most.

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I panicked when a friend called to say my psychotic pregnant wife had been seen walking into our local abortion clinic.

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I'd never appreciated how strong the human jaw can be.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

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Three days after being found barely alive in a shipping container the man was still unable to speak and his convulsions continued to get worse, so his doctors sent for an MRI to reassess the extent of his brain injuries.

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Any messages while I was in the conference?

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Congratulations professor, they look and sound almost exactly like human babies.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mind slowly cleared as I regained consciousness and realised that I was inverted in a ditch, my last memory having been swerving to avoid hitting a huge moose that had appeared in the road.	3
Remember to wash your hands well.	2
As I sit sipping my korquip juice and looking back towards Earth for one final time, I reminisce.	2
As the coffin lid was closed it wasn't the last glimpse of my wife's decaying face that bothered me the most.	2
I panicked when a friend called to say my psychotic pregnant wife had been seen walking into our local abortion clinic.	2
I'd never appreciated how strong the human jaw can be.	2
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.	2
Three days after being found barely alive in a shipping container the man was still unable to speak and his convulsions continued to get worse, so his doctors sent for an MRI to reassess the extent of his brain injuries.	2
Any messages while I was in the conference?	2
Congratulations professor, they look and sound almost exactly like human babies.	1