/u/EarthMarsUranus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Congratulations professor, they look and sound almost exactly like human babies.

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Hell, even likeable people make enemies.

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At first my girlfriend was annoyed that I'd eaten her psychedelic fungi.

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I managed to sneak back in without my parents ever having known I'd been gone and the beauty of a masquerade party was that even the other guests didn't known I'd been there.

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Go on little bro, climb in.

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Invest now and you'll be rich by the end of the year.

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Chirality doesn't matter.

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Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, not a creature was stirring...

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People around the world recoiled as news broke that the virus had mutated to exploit new transmission pathways.

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I hate run on sentences.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Congratulations professor, they look and sound almost exactly like human babies.	1
Hell, even likeable people make enemies.	1
At first my girlfriend was annoyed that I'd eaten her psychedelic fungi.	1
I managed to sneak back in without my parents ever having known I'd been gone and the beauty of a masquerade party was that even the other guests didn't known I'd been there.	1
Go on little bro, climb in.	1
Invest now and you'll be rich by the end of the year.	1
Chirality doesn't matter.	1
Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, not a creature was stirring...	1
People around the world recoiled as news broke that the virus had mutated to exploit new transmission pathways.	1
I hate run on sentences.	1