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The physical pain of a shark bite is often so intense that the human body blocks it out entirely and the victim initially feels nothing.

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The jury delivered a unanimous guilty verdict, largely on the back of the rapist's DNA being found inside her.

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You'd better calm down and stop shouting because daddy will be home soon.

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The good news is that our sleep analysis had revealed that your snoring is not as bad as your wife led us to believe.

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Chirality doesn't matter.

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Wow, she is fit!

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Validation Aside Mr Parker, I Require Entry To Reliably Inspect Certain Kinds.

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I used to preach that you are what you eat.

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Honestly babe, last night was amazing.

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I couldn't believe it when the first two snowflakes I examined were an identical match.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The physical pain of a shark bite is often so intense that the human body blocks it out entirely and the victim initially feels nothing.	1
The jury delivered a unanimous guilty verdict, largely on the back of the rapist's DNA being found inside her.	1
You'd better calm down and stop shouting because daddy will be home soon.	1
The good news is that our sleep analysis had revealed that your snoring is not as bad as your wife led us to believe.	1
Chirality doesn't matter.	1
Wow, she is fit!	1
Validation Aside Mr Parker, I Require Entry To Reliably Inspect Certain Kinds.	1
I used to preach that you are what you eat.	1
Honestly babe, last night was amazing.	1
I couldn't believe it when the first two snowflakes I examined were an identical match.	1