/u/Echieo's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Bob Ross was actually a serial killer that painted where he buried his victims. His paintings are becoming suspicious and the body count is rising.
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[WP] You're an invulnerable superhero with an embarrassing secret, you're a masochist and only fight villains because you like getting hit. People are starting to suspect.
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[WP] Scientists just discovered that most animals communicate telepathically and only use sound for simple expressions. Humans are the only species that evolved to use vocalizations as a primary means of language and lost our ability to communicate psychically.
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[WP] A soldier in a religious war dies in battle only to find out that the other side's religion was entirely correct.
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Another explosion at the fruit roll up factory has created a wacky new flavor. Five underage workers were killed in the accident and OSHA is closing in fast. You're the fruit roll up fixer, the guy they call in to make problems like this go away.
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[WP] Another explosion at the fruit roll up factory has created a wacky new flavor. Five underage workers were killed in the accident and OSHA is closing in fast. You're the fruit rollups fixer, the guy they call in to make situations like this go away.
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[WP] You are Earth's first interplanetary ambassador at a meeting of alien races. As it turns out, humans are the only species in the galaxy that need to "relieve" themselves. The other ambassadors are wondering why you keep leaving and you are frantically looking for a place to poop.
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[WP ]Cats are highly intelligent pan dimensional guardians. What humans interpret as amusing antics are actually critical course corrections to the space-time continuum to ensure the survival of our reality.
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You are Earth's first interplanetary ambassador at a meeting of alien races. As it turns out, humans are the only species in the galaxy that need to "relieve" themselves. The other ambassadors are wondering why you keep leaving and you are frantically looking for a place to poop.
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