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[WP]The stray cat you’ve been feeding has been looking at you for several days with an oddly intelligent expression. One day, you are sitting on the porch. A sparrow lands at your feet, and the cat lunges at it, ripping it apart. Shocked, you notice the sparrow was robotic and contained a camera.
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[WP] You are the great Wizard’s sidekick, accompanying him on many adventures. Suddenly you realize you’ve never seen him do anything magical.
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[WP] The Zombie Apocalypse has occurred, but contrary to fiction zombies are neither mindless nor obsessed with eating brains. In fact, they can be very helpful if you make the appropriate gestures. There is, of course, a downside to this that is not readily apparent.
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[WP] You paid the assassins. You watched him die. You personally supervised his cremation, and scattered his ashes over 100 miles of the Pacific. So who is that fat bastard in the flying sleigh, mocking you with his "ho, ho, ho?"
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[WP] You’ve lived in this town your whole life. Suddenly it has a beach on the Pacific Ocean, and you thought it was landlocked. And what’s the deal with all the license plates saying that you live in a state you’ve never heard of?
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[WP] You are now of age to make the journey across the wilderness, a journey from which no one has returned. You look at the black obsidian. The rivulets of water are sizzling and evaporating in the hot sun.
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[WP] Yes you are literally the Devil, Satan, Beelzebub, etc., but that was still uncalled for and you owe everyone an apology.
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