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As I stand on the stage in front of all my students, I can't help but feel a sense of pride.

12968 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I couldn’t wait to see the shock on everyone’s faces when my “wife’s” corpse reverted back into the bodysnatcher’s true form.

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“You will die in seven days,” hissed the voice on the phone.

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[JULY2020] “Help me, I can’t find the light switch,” he sobbed.

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“Blow out the candle, sweetie,” I said eagerly to my two year old daughter.

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Please remain calm.

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"I have to ask, and please don't be insulted," I asked the beautiful figure sitting beside me at the bar, "are you male or female?"

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[JUNE2020TUNDRA] “The demonic horde are trapped forever in the prison of eternal ice, never to be released.”

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“Okay gang, let’s split up and search for clues!

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[WP] You've just realised that your mundane office job is working for a Supervillain.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I stand on the stage in front of all my students, I can't help but feel a sense of pride.	12968	TwoSentenceHorror
I couldn’t wait to see the shock on everyone’s faces when my “wife’s” corpse reverted back into the bodysnatcher’s true form.	1775	TwoSentenceHorror
“You will die in seven days,” hissed the voice on the phone.	617	TwoSentenceComedy
[JULY2020] “Help me, I can’t find the light switch,” he sobbed.	526	TwoSentenceHorror
“Blow out the candle, sweetie,” I said eagerly to my two year old daughter.	397	TwoSentenceHorror
Please remain calm.	368	TwoSentenceHorror
"I have to ask, and please don't be insulted," I asked the beautiful figure sitting beside me at the bar, "are you male or female?"	315	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUNE2020TUNDRA] “The demonic horde are trapped forever in the prison of eternal ice, never to be released.”	221	TwoSentenceHorror
“Okay gang, let’s split up and search for clues!	186	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You've just realised that your mundane office job is working for a Supervillain.	155	WritingPrompts