/u/ElZoof's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I stand on the stage in front of all my students, I can't help but feel a sense of pride.

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I couldn’t wait to see the shock on everyone’s faces when my “wife’s” corpse reverted back into the bodysnatcher’s true form.

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[JULY2020] “Help me, I can’t find the light switch,” he sobbed.

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“Blow out the candle, sweetie,” I said eagerly to my two year old daughter.

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Please remain calm.

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"I have to ask, and please don't be insulted," I asked the beautiful figure sitting beside me at the bar, "are you male or female?"

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[JUNE2020TUNDRA] “The demonic horde are trapped forever in the prison of eternal ice, never to be released.”

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“Okay gang, let’s split up and search for clues!

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"I'm not listening to you anymore," I shouted back at the voices screaming at me in my head.

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I sing my daughter a lullaby as she drifts off to sleep, then sit by her bed waiting for the monster to come.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I stand on the stage in front of all my students, I can't help but feel a sense of pride.	12968
I couldn’t wait to see the shock on everyone’s faces when my “wife’s” corpse reverted back into the bodysnatcher’s true form.	1775
[JULY2020] “Help me, I can’t find the light switch,” he sobbed.	526
“Blow out the candle, sweetie,” I said eagerly to my two year old daughter.	397
Please remain calm.	368
"I have to ask, and please don't be insulted," I asked the beautiful figure sitting beside me at the bar, "are you male or female?"	315
[JUNE2020TUNDRA] “The demonic horde are trapped forever in the prison of eternal ice, never to be released.”	221
“Okay gang, let’s split up and search for clues!	186
"I'm not listening to you anymore," I shouted back at the voices screaming at me in my head.	133
I sing my daughter a lullaby as she drifts off to sleep, then sit by her bed waiting for the monster to come.	133