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My friend informed me that in America, women and men do not procreate.

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My fishing pals and I were out on the water when our lookout announced that there was a monster catch up ahead, and we inquired as to what he had seen.

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When it comes to vying for the attention of the girlfriend, who is the boyfriend's most dreaded opponent in bed?

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My parents call be Hell Boy but not because I'm "The Hell Boy." NSFW

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My wife said she didn't like my mug and threatened me with BDSM if I didn't get rid of it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My friend informed me that in America, women and men do not procreate.	2
My fishing pals and I were out on the water when our lookout announced that there was a monster catch up ahead, and we inquired as to what he had seen.	1
When it comes to vying for the attention of the girlfriend, who is the boyfriend's most dreaded opponent in bed?	1
My parents call be Hell Boy but not because I'm "The Hell Boy." NSFW	0
My wife said she didn't like my mug and threatened me with BDSM if I didn't get rid of it.	0