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"Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay", I missed you yesterday.

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This year for Halloween, my kid insisted on dressing as a Twilight vampire, but he didn't want to be just any vampire.

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On the box, a Quaker stared at me and invited me to join his faith.

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I heard a quaint question that quarreled my thoughts.

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I'm not a robot, kid; I'm your friend; do you recall me?

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My girlfriend and I went to a park for a picnic in the summer, and I grabbed a short drink from the park water fountain.

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I'm not like other girls.

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My friend informed me that in America, women and men do not procreate.

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Who are the top dogs of the lake?

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Would you like some Chili Honey?

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