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Anything you can do I can do better.

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The grave howled and I beckoned her forward.

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Max's teacher called him a bad boy for not doing his homework.

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Didn't you know I'm a psychic?

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My grandpa and I like to make fun of one other, and we also agreed that he wouldn't haunt me through a doll when he passed away because it would be too much.

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I slapped myself in the face in anger because someone just T-bagged me.

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I ignored the emoji slipper's presence, which peered into my soul with heart-shaped eyes.

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A table snapped off its two legs so it could stand on its own two feet.

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In Cincinnati, there are two kinds of women.

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Mom said I can tickle myself to make you feel better about how you were tickling Mommy to sleep, Daddy.

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