/u/Emergency_Paperclip's posts
[WP] You're immortal, and have lived for centuries. Traditionally you have avoided mortals, but in more recent years you have taken up playing MMORPGs. Your guild mates are starting to wonder how you can be online for multiple days straight, among other things.
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[WP] The galactic union starship captain comes up to you and your tribe. He tries to apologize for "contaminating your primitive culture", and he explains that his advanced technology isn't magic. Little does he know that your tribe has actual magic, and you've known about the union for years.
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[WP] You're a vampire super hero, new on the scene. Despite using your powers for nothing but good, you can't convince the other heroes you're on their side. Their constant attempts to apprehend you would be a problem if you weren't way more powerful than them. This often makes things awkward.
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[WP] Earth is different in every universe. There is only one constant. In every single version of earth there is always a stonehenge, and no one can figure out why. After investigating the mystery of stonehenge for the last 20 years of your life, you may have finally found the answer.
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[WP] You've been alive for the past 1000 years. You have lived through wars, natural disasters, plagues, and much more. Over the centuries you have accumulated a substantial amount of wealth, and you now face your biggest obstacle of your immortal life, the IRS.
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[WP] You've gotten caught up in the morbius jokes, and find phrases like "it's morbin time" slipping into your speach. The thing is, you are actually a vampire, and other vampires have no clue what you're talking about.
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[WP] As an immortal, you sometimes go centuries without seeing your parents. You finally visit them after many decades, but you have a hard time explaining what e-sports are, not to mention the fact that you and your team just won the world championship.
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You are the chosen one, you defeated the demon king and saved the fantasy world you were summoned to. Throughout your journey you have become incredibly powerful, but you cant seem to convince these random bandits that trying to rob you is a bad idea, and you're starting to feel sorry for them.
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