/u/EndlessArgument's posts
[WP] Humans are the weakest sentient species in the galaxy. Their skin is torn at the slightest pressure, their bones break from a small fall. But as a superplague sweeps the galaxy, it quickly becomes clear that their doctors have a LOT of experience.
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[WP] A zombie plague has struck the galaxy. Across the stars, countless advanced civilizations have fallen. The last vestiges of the greatest have fled to a primitive backwater - Earth - whose natives are somehow doing just fine.
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[EU] "Bloody Hell," Ron Weasley muttered angrily as he watched Harry join the Triwizard champions. "You'd think the world revolved around him or something." "Well of course it does," Luna replied dreamily. "He is the main character, after all."
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[WP]A man dies and goes to Ironic Hell, where you are punished for all eternity by having so much of a good thing that it becomes torture. Unfortunately, this man is too stupid to realize it's supposed to be hell...
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[WP]In another world, words of music have power to shape reality. Powerful spell-musicians have fought since time immemorial for dominance. The common man thought it would never end, and have taken to summoning strangers from other universes for help. Today, they summoned Bo Burnham.
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[WP] Your grandfather saved a Native American Chief. As thanks, he gave him a horn, promising that when it was blown, they would come to his aid, no matter when or where. Current Date: 2450. Location: Alpha Centauri. You blow the horn, almost certain nothing would happen. But then, you hear drums...
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[WP] China lands on the moon, knocks down the US flag, and puts up their own. The US promptly throws billions into returning to the moon to return the favor. Thus began the Flag Wars.
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[WP] Sometimes, when you walk past someone, you stumble, as if pulled in by a tiny magnetic field. You never paid it much mind until today, when you find yourself yanked nearly off your feet, slam into them, and find yourself stuck to a complete stranger.
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[WP] At a population of exactly 10 Billion, humans abruptly stop having children. Humanity, it seems, has hit its spawn limit.
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