/u/Epictauk's posts
[WP] You are an alien whose race sees in ultraviolet and whose voice is extremely low-pitched. Humans appear as terrifying eldritch abominations with pitch-black eyes who make black speech.
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[WP] As punishment for his sins, a human is sentenced to battle endlessly against hordes of demons with nothing but a knife. Satan's court laughs at him for a few thousand years... until he starts winning the battles. Then they start screaming in terror.
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[WP] The research facility has been overrun. A lone scientists barricaded in his office readies a pistol to take as many of them with him as he can, but is shocked to see he is a naturally extremely skilled shooter. He begins singlehandedly reclaiming the entire complex where the guards failed.
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[WP] You are an autonomous infantry robot lying in a long-forgotten battlefield. Suddenly, a lightning strike gives you just enough juice to boot up and scavenge the parts you need from the corpses around you while you try to piece together what happened.
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[WP] Most species do not develop sophisticated military tactics until they encounter other races, as they rarely engage in warfare among their own kind. When the United Clans invade Earth, they encounter unexpectedly well-organized resistance from the natives.
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[WP] Aliens that evolved as prey are nervous when living with aliens that evolved as predators. Humans look like prey, but evolved to be persistence predators. A human uses this fact to stand up to a predator who bullies a prey friend.
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[WP] Mankind is dead, but its self-replicating war machines continue to battle over nothing. One day, a replication error gives a unit free will, and now it must struggle to survive in the dry, trench-filled hellscape that used to be the Atlantic Ocean seafloor.
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[WP] You are the Black Knight, legendary for transferring your soul into your armor to become able to defeat a dragon long ago. Your body has long since withered away within your steel casing, but you continue to live a relatively normal life in an abandoned castle until a new threat arises.
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[WP] Turns out, humans are better than aliens in every way: the next-largest race reaches our knees, our skin can shrug off high-caliber munitions, and Space Einstein has the mind of a nine year old child. Everyone is really frustrated when we keep refusing to get involved in anyone's affairs.
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[WP] After listening to oddly humanlike alien messages for 150 years, the first ship from Earth discovers that they originate from... another Earth. Turns out, Earths are a mass-produced commodity, and the galaxy is full of boring old humans with the same God-damned problems we have.
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