/u/Epictauk's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The Heat-Death of the Universe has already come to pass. By all historical extrapolations and statistical accounts, you are the very last conscious being in existence, in a transuranic ship floating in an infinite, dead, black void... until you see a light out there.
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[WP] After a thousand years, the Dark Lord has finally come to Earth to bring its eternal ruin... only to discover that humans alone have already ruined it with war - and now he finds himself staring down the barrel of the Human War Machine at the peak of its experience and power.
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[WP] The concept of a flamethrower is so horrifying and incomprehensible to the galaxy's other species that it ends up singlehandedly defining humanity as a species.
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[WP] A ravenous hive-mind seeks to eat every living thing alive, expecting a galaxy full of cowardly prey for it to use its pursuit hunting tactics on. Humans, a sizable galactic power, decides to show it what actual warfare looks like.
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[WP] As it turns out, Earth being a deathworld doesn't make us too OP for aliens to not compete with us. Instead, it just makes invading us total hell. Earth is space 'Nam!
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[WP] Pollution and environmental destruction on Earth has gotten so bad that Humanity is literally invading Hell because it has resources and living space.
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[WP] Earth is a Green Hell where the plants are fast-growing, deadly, and almost impossible to get rid of. Funnily enough, Earth wood becomes more valuable than most alien alloys for its light weight and insane strength.
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[WP] You are a vampire. One night, you find a mumbling, isolated man in an alleyway, and you feed on him almost to the death. But something isn't right - you are losing your balance, unable to focus, and are now being placed in handcuffs. Turns out, his blood alcohol content was 0.33%.
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