/u/Epictauk's posts
[WP] The Elder Gods reign supreme; all mortal life instinctively fears and worships them, and immortal life preys on lesser beings as sacrifices to them. Humanity just starts gunning them all down for their expensive eldritch hides.
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[WP] The Hive has exhausted the soldier's ammunition, but makes a fatal mistake by closing in on its prey. The ends of its meal's rifles now glint for some reason.
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[WP] Earth is invaded. Uncle Sam's tanks show up to defend her... but nobody told him that Earth and all its resources had been voluntarily sold off by all other world governments in exchange for a sweet-ass paradise planet just fifty lightyears away that the aliens cannot colonize.
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[WP] You have over 15k hours in this FPS game alone. It's been there your whole life. One day, you end up in Heaven - and God Himself shows you to a golden PC to join him in an angelic LAN party. "Sorry, I just loved playing against you. You're the only human who ever headshot me!"
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[WP] Humanity was jinxed long ago to excel at technological progress. Compared to other races, our technology is almost incomprehensibly complex and powerful. However, the catch is that we can only use it to make weapons and wage war.
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[WP] In the midst of a demonic invasion of Earth, every wicked soul suffering in Hell who ever belonged to an armed force comes to form a colossal army, with the world's worst tyrants leading it to battle against the forces of Satan in an attempt to find redemption by saving the living world.
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[WP] Humanity repels an invasion from Hell. Two months later, a living human's boot treads on its volcanic surface.
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[WP] Earth's surface has remained a lifeless, irradiated, sun-blotted wasteland for the past three centuries. Recently, the seismometers have detected unexplained activity above your underground city. You and your team are suited up for an expedition.
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[WP] You are an ant. You embark upon a journey to transcend to the level of consciousness of a human.
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