/u/Epictauk's posts
[WP] The FBI investigates the death of a man whose experiments boosted his brainpower to the point that his brain's oxygen demand exceeded his ability to take in oxygen 23 times over.
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[WP] Three warring factions of insects have remained locked in an airtight stalemate for years. However, one faction manages to breach the stalemate and begins pushing back the others. Desperate, one of the other two sides turns to the dark arts, summoning an eldritch abomination called a Human.
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[WP] Santa and his elves go to war with the most polluting countries of the world for melting the North Pole.
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[WP] The universe is a simulation. For some reason, the machine that runs it has left access terminals within the simulation. You've found out how to use one to inject your own code into the same RAM space that the universe runs on.
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[WP] A group of astronauts accidentally perform a sacred hand motion by pressing buttons and flipping switches on their cockpit, and their rocket travels to Heaven itself. Their launch escape system wrenches them to safety, but the rest of the vehicle crashes into an archangel.
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[WP] You crash-land on an alien world with nothing on you but your clothes and an iron pick. There are extremely hostile aliens on this world that want to kill you and eat you. You must hold out long enough to be rescued. Luckily, you payed attention in Engineering class...
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[WP] The Exploiters go from star system to star system, silently placing whole races into their factories and fields, encountering no resistance as all races in the galaxy have evolved to cooperate rather than compete and are totally docile. They discover humanity's savagery the hard way.
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[WP] A lone engineer is stranded on an enemy planet after his military evacuates. To make their abandoned combat robots useful, High Command hastily promotes him to the rank of General to give him clearance. He must adapt his knowledge of the engineering process for military theory to succeed.
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[WP] Most aliens rely on shield technology. When humans get dragged into yet another alien war, our total lack thereof was quite misleading. Turns out, magnetic-monopole-infused armor works just as well.
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[WP] You're the greatest chess player in the world, but your battle with cancer is mere hours from loss. A tall, skeletal figure dressed in black robes comes for you, but you've been training for this since you were three. You challenge him, and he cracks his knuckles and laughs.
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