/u/EsausSon's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I watched the little boy running through the back yard, I leaned my head out of the window and yelled “Billy, lunchtime!”

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Kids, come give daddy a hug!

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“Daddy look at this teddy bear!”

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Daddy found me under the bed last time we played this game.

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“You can’t find us daddy!”

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“We’ll come back when he’s asleep tonight.”

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I sent out a text that told all my closest contacts that I was going backpacking for a month, and not to be worried if they didn’t hear from me.

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My six man team was hired to eliminate a bear that was terrorizing a small mountain village.

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As my daughter decorated her cookie with more and more eyes, I realized something.

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My wife sleep walks often, so it was not surprising to spot her with my flashlight as she stood in the corner.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I watched the little boy running through the back yard, I leaned my head out of the window and yelled “Billy, lunchtime!”	3614
Kids, come give daddy a hug!	1030
“Daddy look at this teddy bear!”	223
Daddy found me under the bed last time we played this game.	205
“You can’t find us daddy!”	204
“We’ll come back when he’s asleep tonight.”	194
I sent out a text that told all my closest contacts that I was going backpacking for a month, and not to be worried if they didn’t hear from me.	181
My six man team was hired to eliminate a bear that was terrorizing a small mountain village.	116
As my daughter decorated her cookie with more and more eyes, I realized something.	91
My wife sleep walks often, so it was not surprising to spot her with my flashlight as she stood in the corner.	90