/u/EskimoJake's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Jimmy is the most optimistic guy to have ever lived. After finding himself in hell following a paperwork error at the pearly gates he seems to find the bright side in every torture device they have to offer. And it's driving Satan insane.
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[WP] One day someone gives Pete the advice to "live every day as if it's your last". Unfortunately Pete takes it completely literally...
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[EU] You work in the OSHA branch for the Empire. You're at your third meeting this month trying to explain to everyone why we should install guard rails everywhere (amongst other things) and reduce work place accidents for storm troopers.
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[WP] You are a successful international spy. But on this mission something is wrong; guards aren't falling unconscious after a single karate chop to the back if the neck, corridors aren't littered with useful rooms to hide in from approaching enemies and some dick even managed to shoot you.
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[EU] Tell the story of pacman, the evil being that came in the night to destroy all the ghosts' food supplies
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[WP] With health and safety gone mad the laws have started to affect Hell. Demons are struggling to do their jobs and suffering rates are plummeting. Lucifer will be furious if he finds out.
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It's midnight on the eve before the 2019 election. A ball of lightening appears suddenly on Westminster bridge. As it fades, out staggers an older, heavily scarred and malnourished Boris Johnson. 'Vote Corbyn!', he shouts. 'Vote Corbyn...'. He collapses. He is dead.
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