/u/Euphemismic's posts
[WP] Cannibalism has been widely accepted for over 20 years. A renowned chef before dinner service checks tonights product. In the caging area he sees his activist sister.
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[EU] Ms. Frizzle is to stand trial and faces up to 50 years in prison for giving her whole class acid.
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[WP] Websites are people and Google is throwing the biggest house party anyone has ever seen. Soundcloud is DJing and Pornhub brought all her friends. Everyone is mingling, dancing and drinking. Then Reddit enters the party.
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[WP] You are a regular person with a regular job and live a very regular life. Everyone else lives exciting and crazy lives. Heroes fighting villains. People traveling with jetpacks. Mad scientists roam about. You grow tired of all this accepted erratic behavior and decide its time to end it.
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[WP] 1930. A beautiful woman walks into a Personal Investigator's office with an large envelope and $20,000 cash. "I need you to find this person." After she leaves, he opens the envelope to see a picture of her.
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[WP] An 80 year old man tells a story of his past life as the best Japanese assassin. After finishing, he pulls the trigger.
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[WP]A Man who can talk his way out of any ticket meets A Police Officer who always gives out a ticket
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[WP] 30 years after many of our abundant resources were entirely mined out, recycling corporations rose to power and have their control in every facet of everyday life. In their absolute quest to reduce, reuse, and recycle, they've begun their new campaign to recycle humans.
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[WP] As your father laid there on his deathbed, his final wish from you is an apple plucked from the tallest tree in the highest mountain. A day passes and you enter the room bloodied and bruised with an orange in your hand.
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