/u/EvilNoobHacker's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Are you there, god? It's me, a more powerful god. I've been reviewing your performance, and honestly, i'm just going to fire you.
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[WP] You are a guardian devil, assigned to a horrible person to scare them into doing good. Your target’s an overall nice dude, though, and you end up becoming close friends.
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[WP] The hivemind is less into incorporating new members and more into just using their link to make weird “in jokes” that no one understands.
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[WP] Hell is actually a pretty cool place, even for sinners, because most people these days aren’t that bad. The reason we’re so scared of it is because the few people that were actually deserved it escaped.
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[WP] In your bar, there are two rules, one written, one not. First, pay the proper price for the drinks. Second, don’t piss off Bill.
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[WP] You promise a witch your firstborn, who’s now in their early 20’s and has had trouble dating. This is your solution.
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[EU] Hogwarts adds another subject to their curriculum that throws students for a loop: Muggle Magic.
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[WP] You are one of the most notorious serial killers of all time, known for just running people, generally teens, over with your truck. What people don't know is that your the god who sends people those teens to magical fantasy worlds.
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