/u/EvilNoobHacker's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
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[WP] You have committed so much evil that there are 13 prophecies to kill you. However, only one of the chosen ones to slay can, in fact, kill you. Now, they’re all fighting with each other to kill you.
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[WP] As a person who hates being told what to do, you got really angry when you were told you were the chosen one. Now, instead of training to fulfill your destiny, you're training to kill the God of Prophecy itself so you can go back to doing what you want.
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[WP] A god, tired of seeing the same teens saving the same lands, decides to summon 3 grandmas to the task, who are all scarily efficient at violence.
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[WP] Write an actually bad story, whatever you think that is, that simultaneously explains what is wrong with it within the narrative.
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[WP] In recent years, Santa has ignored the naughty and nice list, and given out gifts to everyone. This is because he is under a threat of extradition to Canada for the over 50 million counts of home invasion he has been charged with, should be not comply.
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[WP] You live two separate lives. One’s the normal reality, the other is a dream world of your own creation. Fall asleep in one, wake up in the other. However, you can’t seem to wake up in normal reality.
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[WP] Vampires becoming commonplace only became an issue when vampire sports stars just wouldn’t retire.
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[WP] We thought aliens would kill all of us. Instead, they become stark environmentalists after realizing that we’re all dying from our planet.
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