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[WP] The Council of Wizards is frustrated. Turns out, computer programmers are unnaturally great at wielding magic because of their familiarity with complex instruction sets. And frankly it's getting very embarrassing now.
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[WP] In a world which has billionnaire superheroes, you're just a billionnaire... and you can tell that these heroes DEFINITELY feel some type of way that you're having more of a positive impact than they are just by putting your money towards good causes and charitable organizations.
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[WP] You have a rare form of precognition. Sometimes you get visions of small tasks that have to perform at that moment. Ignoring these tasks usually leads to disastrous results so you try to always do them. But today as you're out shopping, you suddenly see a vision of yourself, robbing the store.
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[WP]"Who's that moody old man over there?" "That's our guild's top battlemage." "How did he become top battlemage?" "You know what, I have no idea. I don't think anyone has ever seen him either fight or cast magic"
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[WP] When you first proposed the idea of teaching magic not to kids, but exclusively to untrained adults instead, you were laughed out of the Magical Education Council. Now a few years later your small school has become so successful at training skilled mages that others are getting very nervous.
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[WP] Your government has declared Uno Reverse cards to be legally binding for any situation,and choosing not to honour a reverse card is now a punishable offence.
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[WP] As humans have grown more diverse and specialized, so have their beliefs. You are the youngest God in the pantheon, birthed in a time of great change. You are Bit, God of Cryptocurrency.
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[WP] Your roommate keeps going to ridiculous lengths to convince you that they're not a vampire. The only real problem is that you have actually seen them drinking blood and transforming into a bat before.
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[WP] "What is this? Are you not a Necromancer?" "No no, I'm a NARCOmancer. My magic gets stronger the more I sleep. Good night!"
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