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“Did you throw up again honey”, I asked my daughter as she stood in my doorway at 3am.

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Being deaf has always had it’s downsides, like never being able to hear my wife say, “I love you.”

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At first I wasn’t a big fan of dating apps like Tinder or Bumble.

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I always hated my daughter’s creepy three fingered doll.

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“I tried something new with the crockpot, I hope you like it”, my wife told me as she placed a bowl and fork in front of me.

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“Sir please, you need to come with us now or you’ll die!”

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My daughter loves playing peekaboo but will start to cry if I don’t reveal myself quick enough.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Did you throw up again honey”, I asked my daughter as she stood in my doorway at 3am.	24
Being deaf has always had it’s downsides, like never being able to hear my wife say, “I love you.”	21
At first I wasn’t a big fan of dating apps like Tinder or Bumble.	16
I always hated my daughter’s creepy three fingered doll.	11
“I tried something new with the crockpot, I hope you like it”, my wife told me as she placed a bowl and fork in front of me.	9
“Sir please, you need to come with us now or you’ll die!”	8
My daughter loves playing peekaboo but will start to cry if I don’t reveal myself quick enough.	6