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Quarantine was supposed to help me.

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As she put away her wedding dress the young lady couldn't help but think.

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It wasn't taking all the pills after sending a group all message to friends/colleagues/family that was the hardest.

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"I dont get it Jim, we've been pulling this building down together and were all black with dirt so how comes your arms are still white?"

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As the bullys pummeled me i vowed I'd one day have the power of a Policeman, a Soldier or even a Prison gaurd so I could show them all.

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"Mummy, what's the difference between a bad dream and a Nightmare?"

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As the Grim Reaper showed up next to my bed I begged for a chance to see my husband and children again.

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All the world leaders united in harmony to greet the Aliens as they landed.

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"What could possibly be your excuse today? That you've had a bad day? That you will quit tomorrow? That you will only have a few?"

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Alcohol didn't take everything away from me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Quarantine was supposed to help me.	1355
As she put away her wedding dress the young lady couldn't help but think.	1028
It wasn't taking all the pills after sending a group all message to friends/colleagues/family that was the hardest.	899
"I dont get it Jim, we've been pulling this building down together and were all black with dirt so how comes your arms are still white?"	829
As the bullys pummeled me i vowed I'd one day have the power of a Policeman, a Soldier or even a Prison gaurd so I could show them all.	829
"Mummy, what's the difference between a bad dream and a Nightmare?"	731
As the Grim Reaper showed up next to my bed I begged for a chance to see my husband and children again.	578
All the world leaders united in harmony to greet the Aliens as they landed.	379
"What could possibly be your excuse today? That you've had a bad day? That you will quit tomorrow? That you will only have a few?"	230
Alcohol didn't take everything away from me.	157