/u/FagnusTwatfield's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Albeit an alcoholic, I was always proud that I never got the cravings to drink during the day.

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Having stabbed all 15 of the children to death I can completely understand your judgement of me.

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Everyday I walk past the quaint little war memorial, a stone monument surrounded with flowers

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"Sorry about my Mother doctor, she probably just ran out of the room because this is the first time I've been injured"

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you're cunning, ambitious and the epitomy of a ruler" the King said

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After the 3rd kill she screamed and begged for me to ignore the voices.

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"Extra strong double glazing, no burglar will pull the wool over my eyes!"

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It wasnt the rope, nor the strangulation, the tongue or even the blueness that stuck with me

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I didn't lose my battle with alcoholism

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one of the benefits of growing up neglected is it gave me the wildest imagination

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Albeit an alcoholic, I was always proud that I never got the cravings to drink during the day.	113
Having stabbed all 15 of the children to death I can completely understand your judgement of me.	98
Everyday I walk past the quaint little war memorial, a stone monument surrounded with flowers	89
"Sorry about my Mother doctor, she probably just ran out of the room because this is the first time I've been injured"	61
you're cunning, ambitious and the epitomy of a ruler" the King said	48
After the 3rd kill she screamed and begged for me to ignore the voices.	41
"Extra strong double glazing, no burglar will pull the wool over my eyes!"	38
It wasnt the rope, nor the strangulation, the tongue or even the blueness that stuck with me	37
I didn't lose my battle with alcoholism	34
one of the benefits of growing up neglected is it gave me the wildest imagination	33