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with tears in my eyes I told my wife that I could destroy the a world with one word.

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They say things get better when the lying stops

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"And what do we say when the nosy teachers ask what you had for dinner for your nutrition diaries and you haven't eaten that night?"

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I promised on my honour or my life that I'd give her a Diamond on years end.

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Wiping herself clean and groaning with a hangover my wife told me she couldn't believe how much I had put into her last night.

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"Awkward, Boring, Weird, Clumsy, Hard to understand and Strange are just some of the words used to describe you"

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As I'm held down, suffocated with a great weight upon me with pressure all around I realise.

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Help.

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[TOMT] [SONG] I can't find this tune anywhere so I've put a vocaroo in the comments

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I stood in front of him, more nervous than I'd ever been in my life at what I assumed would be an unforgettable luncheon.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
with tears in my eyes I told my wife that I could destroy the a world with one word.	32
They say things get better when the lying stops	30
"And what do we say when the nosy teachers ask what you had for dinner for your nutrition diaries and you haven't eaten that night?"	28
I promised on my honour or my life that I'd give her a Diamond on years end.	28
Wiping herself clean and groaning with a hangover my wife told me she couldn't believe how much I had put into her last night.	27
"Awkward, Boring, Weird, Clumsy, Hard to understand and Strange are just some of the words used to describe you"	26
As I'm held down, suffocated with a great weight upon me with pressure all around I realise.	24
Help.	23
[TOMT] [SONG] I can't find this tune anywhere so I've put a vocaroo in the comments	23
I stood in front of him, more nervous than I'd ever been in my life at what I assumed would be an unforgettable luncheon.	23