WritingPrompts

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[WP] It is 2 hours before December 25 is finally over and you are about to sleep when you hear something rumbling in your closet. As you open it, you are greeted by a hysterical cry from an elf that was hiding in your closet. "PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE TOYS FOR THAT MADMAN ANYMORE."	1197
[WP]You live in a third world country where hit jobs are common. Your grandma does the groceries and every time she gets home, she tells the family of the latest killing even before it hits the news. Your family is starting to get suspicious.	222
[WP] You are Jeff Bezos, now the richest man in the world. Your wife thinks that you have been working out because you just want to stay in shape. In reality you are secretly fulfilling a childhood dream... to be a superhero like Batman.	9
[WP] You have died and are now in the afterlife. As a boxing fan, you are glad that dead boxers from different eras box to really settle who is the best of all . To your surprise, the reigning champion is a nobody amateur boxer with a record of only 1 win and 9 losses when he was still alive.	9
[WP]An alien race abducts you to save their dying civilization. Why you? Because you are the wisest human after they see that you have the most wisdom quote posts on your Instagram compared to anyone on earth.	7
[WP] The next day after you just lost a case in the Supreme Court, your lawyer shows up on your door wearing some weird robes and an old tome. Lawyer: Why aren't you dressed yet? Come on hurry up, we have to appeal your case to the Divine Court.	6
[WP] Your mad scientist buddy gave you an experimental cure for cancer in the form of a pill. You seem to be improving but one side effect is your fart is poisonous to other humans. Today your car broke down and you were forced to take the train to work...and you feel one explosive fart coming.	2

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