/u/FennecWF's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You've just gotten a job working at Olympus Acres, a retirement home for old world Gods that are no longer worshipped.
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[WP] Two mimes are defusing a very real bomb, but the one who knows how to actually do it is trapped inside an invisible box and must direct the other one.
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[WP] Earth, 2045: Two soldiers, human and alien, have been trapped in a collapsed subway tunnel for days, separated by a pile of rubble. The alien translation device crackled, the alien querying, "Do you miss your family as well, human?"
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[WP] The 100 ton, granite monolith covered in alien language had been deciphered. But the results were strange: An recipe for a food that would take centuries to not only prepare for, but to cook, using the sun itself. This is how humanity began its greatest task.
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[WP] In a biology lab, a young man works tirelessly. However, he is no closer to figuring out the two biggest questions in his life: Why he can't die and why he woke up in a cave 2000-ish years ago in a cave in the middle east.
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[WP] People ask why your prices are so exorbitant for an exterminator. You always tell them, while pointing out the sniper rifles, knives, silenced pistols, and garroting wire, that you're not an exterminator: You're a pest assassin.
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[WP] The Screaming Skull is an artifact in a museum, an eternally screaming and supernatural thing of unknown origins. When you go to see it, however, it suddenly stops screaming and just stares.
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[WP] Immortality and invulnerability has been reached by all humans everywhere, but it is irreversible. This was humanity's mistake. But it was good for one person: Death. The Grim Reaper is now a celebrity who decides on a whim who gets the sweet release of the eternal slumber.
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[WP] The main hero and main villain, both humans who have never seen each others' real face, meet at the grocery store and really hit it off.
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