/u/FennecWF's posts
[WP] "Is this Hitman Pizza?" "No, this is the Hitman of Piza! Never call here again!" You hung up the phone. People got that wrong all the time. Your second phone rang. "Is this Hitman Pizza?" "Yes sir, can I take your order?"
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[EU] Much like your cousin, 1408, you are a haunted hotel room. However you, 1060, are extremely nice, helpful, and offer free therapy to people for their past traumas, without all the horrifying stuff.
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[WP] Known as the Cartoon Killer, he is an assassin who only kills using over the top cartoon slapstick. Anvils, fake tunnels painted on walls, oversized slingshots, he does it all. His target this time? A savvy animation expert who owes money to the mob.
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[WP] A necromancer, a dragon, an evil warlord, and a fallen goddess are part of an ancient council that judges the evil aspirations of would-be threats. They offer resources in exchange for a stake in the conquest, but the aspiring villain may only choose one offer. They are 'The Chaos Council'.
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[WP] On your subway ride home from work, every day, the train passes a station, but never stops there. And there's always a single person standing there, waiting for the train. On one day, however, the train stops and the doors open to that station, but nobody is there. You decide to explore.
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[WP] You don't like the Cthulhu Mythos. Nobody would if they were immune to his power and that freeloader was months behind on his half of the rent.
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[WP] Night is eternal in your land and has been for millennia. However, there is a legend of 'a great ball of light which will rise for a full waking period' once every 1000 years... and that time has come.
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[WP] The Big Bad Wolf killed grandma, true. But if he hadn't something worse would have happened to Red...
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[WP] For years, you've been chatting with a group on Facebook and all have a big interest in fantasy. You agree to meet IRL one day and are surprised when a portal opens in your living room and out steps a party of fantasy adventurers.
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