/u/FennecWF's posts
[WP] You were blessed to be a completely invincible warrior who will never take damage or be defeated. You are, however, a pacifist. You use your blessing to walk battlefields and stop wars peacefully, knowing literally nobody can stop you.
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[WP] People think it's odd that you and your supervillain nemesis are seen every Sunday eating brunch at an outdoor bistro, but the two of you figure that you might as well have a pleasant working relationship if you're going to be battling each other so much.
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[WP] The hero had the villain pinned, his magic sword at his throat. "You can't kill me!" "Why not?" "You're the hero of a children's cartoon!" "Oh, didn't you hear? We got renewed for another season with a darker tone. And this is a cliffhanger ending."
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[WP] At an intersection, an Action Hero, a Horror Survivor, and a love struck Romcom Protagonist have a car accident during the climaxes of their respective movie plots.
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[WP] Despite being considered beautiful by humans, most elves actually conventionally consider themselves to be homely. This is because their most beautiful literally cannot be looked upon without going mad.
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[WP] A mighty alien vessel descended from the skies. However, upon being welcomed to Earth, the alien leader's translator device said, "Welcome? Who are you and what are you doing on my planet?"
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[WP] A superhero has the ability to perform reality breaking 'glitches' one would normally only see in video games. Their stated goal is to stop crimes faster than anyone else. Their name? The Speedrunner. And today, they're planning to stop a world ending event by their nemesis, Dr Red-Ring.
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[WP] In a surprise twist, the Prophesied Hero and the Queen of Darkness fell in love and began dating, much to the chagrin of both the forces of darkness and the people they were oppressing.
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[WP] It's been hours. Your car should have run out of gasoline long ago. Your GPS keeps giving you strange directions and you're fairly certain this highway and the towns you're passing through aren't even human anymore.
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