/u/FilmmakerRyan's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] As you die, you travel down the bright tunnel and then everything turns to black. That's when you hear it: "Greetings, Prisoner 11384. You have served your sentence. You are free to go."
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[WP] You are so completely inept that you're starting to suspect that you're living in an infomercial.
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[WP] You die and go to Heaven. You arrive to your new mansion and see that your roommates are Mr. Rogers, Steve Irwin and Bob Ross.
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[WP] The shortest horror story reads, "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door."
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[WP] Tom Cruise holds a press conference announcing his departure from Scientology. The second he steps out of the room, his cell phone rings. The caller ID reads "David Miscavige"
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[WP] George R.R. Martin suddenly realizes he's a character in one of his own books and wishes he didn't kill off so many characters.
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[WP] After their respective trips around the world on Christmas Eve, Santa Clause and Krampus get together for their annual post-work beer to talk about how their night went.
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[WP] You have mastered filmmaking and now you decide to master another career. You are Werner Herzog: Pokemon Trainer.
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