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Though I managed to keep my unsettled stomach down during the flight home from South America, as soon as I got out of the airport, I threw up…

7023 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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from him, to HAPPY! ✨🫶🏻✨

291 upvotes • r/transtimelines

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I went into the porta potty and took a HUGE dump. NSFW

164 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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What did the naughty boy do with his big sister’s diary?

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My husband swatted the fly as it walked across my shoulders…

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Halfway between sleep and wakefulness, I wondered why I couldn’t stop dreaming about chewing on pebbles…

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Yet again, I find myself trapped and powerless in the grasps of sleep paralysis.

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Look… Basically all the ‘tism touched tarts that I’ve ever met are neat/clean freaks… So, if all these dirty trannies are autistic, then what in the hell is their big problem with being sterilized? 🤷🏼‍♀️ NSFW

57 upvotes • r/transgendercirclejerk

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Some crazy woman on the street told me, “I’m going to eat your eyeballs while you sleep!”

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My GF proposed!

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Though I managed to keep my unsettled stomach down during the flight home from South America, as soon as I got out of the airport, I threw up…	7023	TwoSentenceHorror
from him, to HAPPY! ✨🫶🏻✨	291	transtimelines
I went into the porta potty and took a HUGE dump. NSFW	164	TwoSentenceComedy
What did the naughty boy do with his big sister’s diary?	111	TwoSentenceComedy
My husband swatted the fly as it walked across my shoulders…	92	TwoSentenceHorror
Halfway between sleep and wakefulness, I wondered why I couldn’t stop dreaming about chewing on pebbles…	80	TwoSentenceHorror
Yet again, I find myself trapped and powerless in the grasps of sleep paralysis.	59	TwoSentenceHorror
Look… Basically all the ‘tism touched tarts that I’ve ever met are neat/clean freaks… So, if all these dirty trannies are autistic, then what in the hell is their big problem with being sterilized? 🤷🏼‍♀️ NSFW	57	transgendercirclejerk
Some crazy woman on the street told me, “I’m going to eat your eyeballs while you sleep!”	57	TwoSentenceHorror
My GF proposed!	49	TwoSentenceSadness